So far this year, Sir NitWit has made the following numbers of children laugh:
Bedfordshire - 90
Berkshire - 1298
Buckinghamshire - 354
Cambridgeshire - 25
Gloucestershire - 105
Hampshire - 130
Hertfordshire - 295
Kent - 0
London - 30
Middlesex - 0
Northamptonshire - 863
Oxfordshire - 1327
Surrey - 313
Warwickshire - 833
Wiltshire - 235
West Sussex - 0
Total at 31st December 2011 - 5898 happy children!
Looking for a Magician for grown-ups? Visit Sir NitWit's alter ego, award-winning Magician Carl Pettman.
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Sir NitWit has been a children's entertainer providing brilliant birthday parties for literally hundreds of kids since 1988. His unique style of performing magic has been enjoyed by the children of Sting, Lenny Henry and TV Vet Mark Evans and he has mystified and amused the guests and employees of Easyjet, British Petroleum and Viking Line Cruise Ships, amongst many others.
Let Sir NitWit conjure up the perfect children’s party for you, including:
- Magic
- Comedy
- Juggling
- Balloons
- The winning lottery numbers
Okay, so we exaggerated about providing the winning lottery numbers. But being given the winning lottery numbers will be the only thing that will improve your children’s party or family event when you book him as your children's entertainer.
For children’s birthday parties, Christmas parties, Barmitzvahs, Summer fetes or any other family event, Sir NitWit has an hour-long show of madcap mayhem with magic, juggling, comedy and general silliness guaranteed to be hilarious to all ages.
If you want something a little more enlightening than just a children's entertainer, he can teach your guests how to perform magic, juggle, make balloon animals, everything they need to put on their own little shows.
If the event is a larger one, a family fun day or summer fete, he will wander around making sure that everyone is not just enjoying themselves, but actually laughing uncontrollably between gasps of amazement.
So, to make your children's party or event go with a bang (and a screech, and a shout, and lots of giggling), just tell Sir NitWit what you need and he will make it happen. Except the lottery numbers, of course, but we’ve already mentioned those.
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can provide your party bags. Let's face it, you've got enough to do. Allow him to take one more job off your hands; enquire about party bags for your guests.
- The Ultimate Children's Entertainer